The Insect Queen's Mamono Scenes!

[Whippe Lash]

Hi, some of you know me as Whippe, very view of you know me as Vanessa. I'm here today to randomly post scenes that I have done and will continue to do, side note, if this has to be moved, so be it.

Scene One: How to annoy a Werewolf.

*A man stands in his living room in front of his German Shepherd who he is trying to train with the use of voice commands.*
Man: Sit. Sit, Be a good girl and sit.
*The dog stares up at him and wags her tail from side to side.
Man: Sit! I tell you to sit!
*The dog tilts her head to one side.
Man: Sit! Sit Sit! Sit!
*In the kitchen is his Werewolf wife going from standing up to all fours on the floor wondering what the hell she is doing.


Scene Two: Good Tv?

Children's Tv Host: And in just a few moments we will be showing a live action movie of the Powerpuff Girls, where three young Witches will have to fight crime to save their city, three witches in Powerpuff Girl's outfits, somewhere a Lolicon has just bout ripped his cock off.


Scene Three: Bapho date at a chuck e cheese.

Baphomet: I am the strongest Demon you will ever know and you dare bring me to such a place? You fool!
Husband: You'll enjoy it. *Picks up Baphomet and hangs her over the ball pit*
Baphomet: Put me down! I'm not a child!
Husband: As you wish. *Drops her into the pit*
Baphomet: * Desperately tries to get out but fails time and time again.* I'll get you for this!

Hours later....

*Husband is sitting in a chair just before closing time when one of the employees walks up to him holding a tired out Baphomet in his arms.*

Employee: I think this little one belongs to you, we found her sleeping in the ball pit, poor thing must of tired herself out. *Hands her to him as they walk out the door and down the street home.

Baphomet: * Sleepishly* I...I did it....I got out...of...there...
Husband: You sure did....I love you honey.
Baphomet: I...love you to.....


Scene Four: Why Camping with me is a bad Idea

Park Ranger: If you get attacked by a Grizzly, just run down a hill since they can't run down a hill that well.
Me: But I can't run down a hill that well myself.
Park Ranger: Ok...Well, if you can't do that then run in a zigzag pattern since it will confuse them enough to get away.
Me: But won't that just piss them off when they finally get to you?
Park Ranger: Um.....shit....what do you plan on doing?
Me: Out run my friend.
Park Ranger: That's not a plan.
Me: Well, if I do what you said they will still be pissed at me and might never let me leave the cave!


Scene Five: Why I can't be around Alice from the Monstergirl Quest Games anymore.

*Alice and Whippe settle into the Inn for the Night*
Me: Alright, you have this room..I'll get another one.
Alice: Where do you think your going?
Me: Um....to another room?
Alice: It costs too much money to do it that way, you can sleep here with me.
Me: Um...alright...you get the bed I'll sleep in the bathroom.
Alice: No, your sleeping in the same bed as I am.
Me: Um....no.
Alice: What? What do you mean no?
Me: Ah...<.<....because you always force yourself on me every time we go to an Inn.
Alice: And what makes you think I would do that now?
Me: Whe-
Alice: Just because I did it before does not mean I'll do it now, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Me: Ah...Sorry...
(Later, Night time has come and Alice just got into bed.)
Me: A-Alright...good night.
Alice: You can't sleep yet.
Me: What do you mean yet?
Alice: Hora...*Tail tightens around me*
Me:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Scene Six: Bicorn Teasing an Elf.

Elf: *Wakes up after a long night.* Ahhh..what happened last night?
Bicorn: *Out of nowhere* Ah! Good morning. Did you sleep well? You were moaning pretty good last night.
Elf: *Blushing* Wha! I would never do such a thing with a man! I'm not some two-bit whore.
Bicorn: Oh? You don't remember? You were holding onto me pretty tightly while my husband tended to your cute toned rear.
Elf: *Blushing more: Sh-Shut up! I..I would never do that!
Bicorn: Is that what your going to tell yourself...I can still taste you on my tongue.
Elf: Wha! Don't say things like that!


Scene Seven: Bullying a Ghoul

*A Ghoul sits tied to a chair in the middle of the room.*
Ghoul: Please! I'm sorry!
Me: I know you are...
Ghoul: I won't do it again!
Me: I know you won't, your a good girl.
*I walked over behind her and began to stroke her hair with one hand.
Ghoul: I'll be a good girl, a good girl...please...don't hurt me.
Me: I would never hurt you. *Wherrre.*
*I my hand I show her an electric tooth brush. Her eyes go wide and begins to shake.*
Ghoul: Please no! Not again...please no!


Scene Eight: Werewolf Logic.

*Werewolf talking to her friend.*
Werewolf: I just don't understand it. I don't know how she does it......I see her throw the ball. But when I run after it. I can't find it. I look so hard for it. I search high and low! But I lost it. And I return to my master, my head hung low, tears welling up in my eyes because I know I disappointed her. But then! When I return, she shows me the ball in her hands! She must be magic!


Scene Nine: The reason anything I say about the Amazoness should NEVER be said back to them.

*Whippe enters a Amazoness Village and walks up to the first Amazoness she sees.*
Whippe: I've come to woop your ass!
Amazoness: Huh? That is no way to talk young lady.
Whippe: Yes it is! You've been taking both men and woman from my village for far to long! I'm going to beat you into submission.
Amazoness: Oh? Your from the village? Why not come and join us?
Whippe: I would never join you!
Amazoness: Then why did you come here? All alone?
Whippe: I! Um...
Amazoness: I think you came here because you were looking for a lover.
Whippe: No!
Amazoness: You were looking for someone that will hold you in her arms and make you cry out their name in passion.
Whippe: Thats....stop talking!
Amazoness: Come now dear, your not fooling anyone with your act. You came here in hopes to become one of the lucky ones from your village, you just could not wait your turn.
Whippe: B...But...
Amazoness: *Takes a few steps closer to her, she places her hands on Whippe's shoulders. The crowd around them watch in awe. The Amazoness brings her lips to Whippe's ear and whispers* Don't be scared...I'll treat you right.
Whippe: *Her body was frozen in place, a large blush on her cheeks.* I....I...I.....
Amazoness: Shhh...now, you must be hot...lets get you out of those clothes...
*Much later, Whippe returns home, her clothes and hair messed up*
Whippe: What the hell just happened?


If you like these, then comment, there is more where these came from.

[Creator_Drake]

LMFAO!!! Oh Lady lash, these are hilarious! I ADORE scene 7, it works so well! Just like scene one. I definately want to see more! This is GOLD!

[Drazzimyr]

These are really good Whippe, I loved the one with the Baphomet

[Jinouga87]

So cute! Good job Whippe!

[Whippe Lash]

Scene Ten: The day after with an Anubis's followers.

Whippe: *Looks around and slides out her room, making sure to not make a sound.* Well, that was a wild night...but since she is out at work...I think I'll go back home..I'm sure she will understand...
*Suddenly a group of Mummies appear*
Whippe: Ah! You guys scared me....I'm just going home.
Mummies: *Shaking their heads* Your not going anywhere.
Whippe: But I'll be back in a few hours.
Mummies: Your still not leaving.
Whippe: But she said that I-
Mummies: Your lying.
Whippe: Um.....*Runs*
Mummies: *Chases after her*
*Several hours later the Anubis gets home to find a Mummified Whippe tied to her bed moaning.*
Anubis: Told you not to leave.


Scene Eleven: Cats and me.

Whippe: Did you put a hairball in my shoe?
Nekomata: *Blushing slightly* N-No...
Whippe: Your the only cat here.
Nekomata: *Pokes her paws together and looks around nervously* ....
Whippe: I'm waiting.


Scene Twelve: Costume Party!

Whippe and her Werecat wife are getting ready for her work's Halloween party.

Whippe: Honey, you sure you want to go? You remember what happened last time?
Werecat: I remember but that disco ball was really shiny...
Whippe: Well, we have to go soon, are you finished putting on your costume? Can I see?
Werecat: *Steps out of the bathroom wearing light grey face paint with pink blush on her cheeks. Her outfit is a large pink colored poncho with dark pink dots all over it. Coming from the back of it were six streamers that matched the colors of the rainbow.* What do you think?
Whippe: Wow!...Um...What are you suppose to be again?
Werecat: *Sigh* For the last time...NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN...


Scene Thirteen: Tending to the cold.

Whippe: *Whippe begins to whimper softly as the Yuki-Onna runs her cold fingers over her naked body causing her to shiver and tremble ever so lightly.* P-Please..ah!....D..Don't tease....M..Me...
Yuki-Onna: *Giggles cutely* Hush my dear, since your a woman it takes longer to transfer some of your bodies heat to mine so bare with me.*
Whippe: *Let's out a loud gasp* B-But! It's...It's been an hour...y..your toying..w..with me...
Yuki-Onna: Maybe. *Smiles seductively.


Scene Fourteen: Werecat fun!

*Whippe wakes up to the sound of her Werecat Girlfriend crying. Shee bolts out of bed and runs into the washroom where she sees her standing infront of the mirror crying.*

Whippe: Honey! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Is the house burning down? What happened? *She says with a worried tone*
Werecat: *She turns to face her with tears streaming down her cheeks as she points up at her ear on the right side that is folded over.* My Ear Broke! *She begins to cry again.*
Whippe: *Sighs and lifts her hand and unfolds her ear*
Werecat: *OHMYGOD! You Fixed it! I thought I would have to go to the Hospital!
Whippe: A huh.....I'm going to bed.....this is the third time that this happened this week....


Scene Fifteen: Stop leaving me alone with Weresheep!

Weresheep: Whippe, your so warm, let's cuddle. *Chuckle*
Whippe: *Slowly starting tired* Wh? What are you doing? L...Let me go.. *Tries to escape her grip but fails.*
Weresheep: *Cuddle, Cuddle, Cuddle*
Whippe: N-No...I...I have to go....must..get home..
Weresheep: I don't think you can even move now, your mine.

[Vendettadabeast]

Wow these are really funny, i love the one with the baphomet. That one was truly hilarious

[Drazzimyr]

Have to say, the funniest was the Costume Party one.

[Pierce]

Enjoyed scene four and eleven pretty well. Nice post Whippe!

[Fanfic Fetishist]

Scene seven is mean but very funny.

[Jinouga87]

I love Scene 14.

[Patchouli the Roper]

I love these.. I laughed so hard I need to catch my breath... More please

[Yukiko Gem]

I'm definitely enjoying these, and I hope you make more, Whippe~

[revanwolff]

Whippie I Love these scenes Please make more

[Whippe Lash]

Here is a few more for you, I hope you guys like them.

Scene Sixteen: Whippe as a Mistress?

Orc: Mistress! Your home! Is there anything you want me to do for you...too you?
Whippe: Ah...play Xbox?
Orc: Blushing: Y-You can play with my sexbox....
Whippe: I'm not talking about that! I-I mean a two player game! Where we fight for dominance! To stand over the other person to reap your rewards!
Orc: I understand! *Jumps Whippe*



Scene Seventeen: Nightmare X Whippe

*Nightmare and Whippe are talking during a dream*
Nightmare: So, Whippe Lash, we finally meet. Now, it's your all mine. *Takes a step towards Whippe.*
Whippe: What..What do you mean? *Takes a step back.*
Nightmare: Well, I have heard from other Mamono about you and your love for us, and I want to have my turn with you...come on, You and me, One on One. *Takes a step closer to Whippe, her eyes looking down at her seductively.*
Whippe: I..I can't...
Nightmare: Now just see here. I have waited for my turn. Why can't you?
Whippe: Well..you see...I have no clue how we...I mean I'm a girl...
Nightmare: I still don't understand.
Whippe: Um....ah...Help someone!



Scene Eighteen: Left alone with a Mummy.

Whippe: *Creeps up behind a Mummy.*
Mummy: *Sees me* What are you doing?
Whippe: Oh...nothing... *Begins to undo a line of bandages*
Mummy: Hey! Stop that!
Whippe: *Poke. Poke. Caress.*
Mummy: Ah! He-Ah! Sto-
Whippe: Ha...Mummies rule...*Poke*



Scene Nineteen: The Bug of the Sea!

Merrow: Hey my dear, I have a question
Whippe: Oh? Sure, what do you need?
Merrow: Can bugs get wet?
Whippe: Yes we can but- *Gets dragged to the sea and pulled under to return two hours later with her clothes messed up and on backward*
Whippe: Ok....what just happened..?



Scene Twenty: Whippe's Mandragora Adventures! Part 1.

*Whippe is walking down a forest path when she sees a Mandragora's Flower sticking out of the ground.*
Whippe: Hmm....I always wanted to see a sleeping Mandragora.
*Whippe walks over and grips the flower, making sure not to rip or pull it off and pulls with all her might making the Mandragora pop out of the ground.*
Mandragora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The Scream knocks Whippe out for several hours.* *Waking up a few hours later, Whippe finds herself laying next to the Mandragora still in the ground.*
Whippe: Hey! Come up here!
*Whippe tries to pull the flower but the Mandragora keeps batting her hands away.*



Scene Twenty One: Lizardman Misadventures!

Lizardman: *Panting after her defeat in battle.* Y...You beat me human....r...remove your helmet...s..so I can see the face of the man that bested me... *Warrior takes off helmet to find that it's really Whippe*
Lizardman: Wh...What?
Whippe: Wow, that was a good battle, almost lost there.
Lizardman: How....wait....I thought you were a man!
Whippe: Yea, The armor is not mine, I was going to return it when you jumped me and demanded a battle.
Lizardman: Oh...a..well...um..see you..
Whippe: Not so fast! I demand my prize!
Lizardman: *Blushing* Wh-what?
Whippe: Yes, I heard that Lizardman give a very valuable prize to the one that beats them.
Lizardman: B-But y....your a woman....a..are you sure you want it?
Whippe: Yes, some gold or silv- *Gets tackled by Lizardman*
Lizardman: Here is your prize.

*Weeks later*

Whippe: How long are you going to follow me?
Lizardman: Until you marry me.

[Creator_Drake]

21 FTW!!

All of them were funny, no doubt of that.

but 21... I can't wait to see more misadventures with a Lizardman. Will you do a Salamander next?

[Jinouga87]

This batch of scenes was cute.

[Vendettadabeast]

Splendid new batch of scenes whippe, i laughed on the lizardman one.

[Whippe Lash]

Scene Twenty Two: Why that Lilim down the road hates me.

Lilim: *Sees someone hiding in the bushes outside her home* Um, what are you doing?
Whippe: Um....looking for my wallet?
Lilim: *Places her hands on her hips.* Your Wallet.....right. I know who you are, and I know You've been watching me for sever weeks now.
Whippe: Wh-What do you mean?
Lilim: Look, I am not stupid, I know you have been following me around and watching me. I catch you following me at the mall, at my friend's home, when I am at the Mamono ONLY hot springs. I bet any money that you are the one that went through my garbage as well. What do you have to say human?
Whippe: Um.....wallet?



Scene Twenty Three: Messing with Humans.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, man, you don't look so good. Your hair is a mess, your clothes are on backward and your shaking. What's going on?
Friend 2: I..It's my wife man...
Friend 1: Oh, your wife is a Jorogumo right? Is it because she goes crazy at night?
Friend 2: No man...it's...lately she has been acting...strange...
Friend 1: What do you mean?
Friend 2: At night time she is suppose to be aggressive but shes not. She is happy and sweet and smiling. I wait for her to snap and jump me but nothing! I'm freaking out man. I can't think right. I don't know why she's doing this! It's driving me mad!

*At another bar across town sit two Jorogumo.*
Jorogumo 1: *Chuckling* Scarlet, I took your advice and it's working! He is so jumpy now, even the slightest thing makes him jump. How long do I have to do this for?
Jorogumo 2: Until he does not try and run away from you when the night comes.
*Both laugh.*



Scene Twenty Four: Why being scared of bees don't work with Mamono.

Whippe's friend: Whippe! Don't move, there is a Hornet buzzing around you.
Whippe: Fu*k that, I'm running! *Runs*
Hornet: We got a runner girls!



Scene Twenty Five: The Plea.

Holstaurus: P..Please.....L...Lover...I...It's been three months....I...I can't stand this anymore....every night I ask you, and every night you decline me. I beg you time and time again to make love to me but you say no. My head hurts, my breasts hurt from not feeling your touch, I can barely hold in my lust, I think about jumping you, hurting you. Please....Lover...I can't go on like this...please....Love Me!
Whippe: I think I might of waited too long......*Runs only to be chased by a Lusty Holstaurus.*

[Gamergirl64]

These are awesome! I needed a good laugh!

[Feathers]

I'm actually quite curious how you would portray a black harpy or harpy Whippe. Any chances of that happening?