The Monster Multiverse

Same here. Waiting for your scene. Also waiting for the next challenge you'll give us for fun.

Sorry, just going through some things here. Taking time off from thinking up scenes, when I get better I posted a mass of them.

Take what time you need Lady Lash. Better to be at 100% when doing something you enjoy.

Whippe Lash wrote:Sorry, just going through some things here. Taking time off from thinking up scenes, when I get better I posted a mass of them.

Sounds good, we're all looking forward to more scenes.

Whippe's Audio Diary #1

Whippe: Date, August 23, 2012. Subject's name is Andreanna, Female Elf and age is unknown. Her measurements are 36, 34, 36. Found her wondering in the upper level's of my compound with several stolen documents on her person. Subject is being uncooperative and refuses to answer our questions. Don't know if I should go with the normal interrogation tactics and hope that she slips up, or should I try the special treatment that involves the use of my Pleasure Team, the likes of which include a Bicorn, a Dark Elf, a Dark Slime, and a Succubus. The team tends to get messy but it's a little more fun that way. Will ask people which path should I take. End of recording.

Ah, a grand welcome of return my dear Lady Lash! It is good to see you once more.

Hmm. An uncooperative captive huh? You could do both actually.

Attempt the regular tactics for a time, then if nothing comes from it, then use the special treatment.

*Sneaks in, votes for Pleasure Team, sneaks out*

I think the Pleasure Team would have fun with this uncooperative elf!

Hmm, the pleasure team DOES sound nice, hmm how about you make it like a "good cop, Bad Cop" scenario where you could be the good cop and the pleasure team can be the bad cops

Wow, you guys are fast, It's like One in the morning here and you guys are on the ball.

Mhmm, the pleasure team is something "different" from the typical methods, I say go for it!

Pleasure team

((Whippe's Audio Diary #2 is about at the halfway mark, but since you guys do like reading my scenes, I want to run an idea by your guys. I was thinking about giving Whippe a Radio show where she interviews Mamono and maybe even you guys. If you think that is a good idea then tell me. Also, name the Mamono that you want me to interview, the first three will be the ones so the faster your post comes in the better chance you have!)

Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder!

*A Red Oni and a Blue Oni are having an argument at a pub about who is more drunk.*

Red Oni: I drank six bottles of sake, three bottles of Grey Goose, and four bottles of Crown Royal! I'm the drunkest!
Blue Oni: Oh yea? I drank four bottles of gin, three bottles of Whiskey, and a half dozen bottles of Jack. I'm drunker then you!
Red Oni: No! I am!
Blue Oni: No! I am!
Drunk Guy in the bar who is trying to surf on one of the tables in the back with his pants wrapped around his head: I'm the Surfing King And I will not be defeated by the Shiny!

*The guy jumps from the table and lands face first on the floor.*

Drunk Guy: Who flipped the pub over! And why are you all walking on the wall!

(Points to anyone who figures out where the scene title came from without using google.)

LMAO man that was awesome! As for the radio idea, sounds great! I loved to read what hijinx might happen.

As for the interviewee, I'd say....

Bicorn!

I'd say Orc since I haven't seen a scene with you and her yet.

I think a Dhampir would be good, haven't seen much of her lately

That one's pretty good!

WLR - Whippe Lash Radio

Whippe: Welcome loyal followers to the first airing of WLR! Whippe Lash Radio! Yes it is I, the Insect Queen, the Mistress of the Hell Hounds of Hades! The daughter of the Titans! And now, coming at you live through your speakers is my voice...Dark Goddess be blessed.

Our top stories for today is about a new race of Mamono that have seemingly popped up out of the ground over night. Just like the scaly ones before them, the Wurm, being kin to the race of Dragons, is a wingless reptile who, since they have appeared, have been actively seeking out mates, even going as far as attacking men while they shop in the market. These acts have made several men and Mamono unsettled because of this. I would like to get a Wurm onto the show to set the record straight about these attacks and hopefully get everything back to normal.

Our next story hits close to home when a group of Mamono, all found out that they were sleeping with the same man. The name of the individual is none other then our own Pierce, a once thought honest and loving man, has been going behind the backs of not one, not two, but nine different Mamono, His whereabouts as of today are unknown but if anyone can find him, it's the nine Lamia that are out to get him. Best of luck Pierce...your going to need it.

Now, on the subject of cheating and how it can effect you, here is tonight's Guest, She is a Bicorn that runs one of the local shops in town, here's Miss Hannah Grigori. Hannah, can I call you that?

Hannah: Yes your Highness.

Whippe: Oh please, call me Whippe. Now Hannah, let me just say that it's an honor to have you on the show. But I have to ask what everyone is thinking, why are you writing a book about your transformation into a Bicorn? Is that not a very emotional time for you? From what I understand, if a Unicorn has sex with a non-virgin man, they..well, turn into a Bicorn. Why would you want to talk about such a personal subject?

Hannah: I'm glad you asked Whippe, you see. Becoming a Bicorn is not as difficult process that you might think, it's not painful or anything like that. It's like a burst of passion had been unlocked and you feel like your going to explode with love. It's not like my lover wanted to hurt me by doing what he did, he just wants me to be happy.

Whippe: I see, now, in your book, you talk about your lover...or should I say, lovers. What is it like sharing your bed with your husband and two other woman?

Hannah: With a libido like my husband, it's almost hard to keep up sometimes, so it's nice to have an extra pair of hands with you.

Whippe: So...does that mean you...you know, play for the other team?

Hannah: If you have to beat around the bush then yes. Is that a problem?

Whippe: Oh no! It's not a problem. I was just asking because I heard that most Bicorns, when in bed, tend to the lover that is not being....lets move on.

Hannah: Oh? Feeling a little hot under the collar when you talk about sex are we?

Whippe: ....n-no.

Hannah: Or is it just when a maiden desires another?

Whippe: I....um...w-well....let's take our first caller. Line one your on the air.

Caller number one: Yea, I'll take two medium pizzas, both with extra cheese, Ham, and bacon.

Whippe: Ha...I'm sorry, you have the wrong number....it seems we have no other caller at the moment and we are all out of time. Look for Miss Hannah Grigori's book titled "Why does mommy go both ways" In stores near you. It was a pleasure having you Miss....why are you getting up?

Hannah: So we can have a little one on one time Whippy.

Whippe: What do you....wait! Where are you touching!?! *Sounds of a struggle can be heard* Thats! ah! All for to-today followers! Stop touching! *Music from the Wild Wolves begins playing.*

That was amazing Lady Lash! And you started with the Bicorn too! I is happy.

I started laughing when you mentioned Pierce with nine Mamono...

Excellent work, Wippie! You've done well!

Ironic enough, my personal character, (the werewolf girl as my avatar) is also named Hannah. Just a coincidence, of course, because it's not a very uncommon name.

I'm also looking for people to interview on the radio show besides the Mamono. So if any of you want to be interviewed...then I have a guessing game for you to do.

Wesley, Douglas, Orlok, Thomson, Galen, Gertjan, Luba. All these people are from the same site....but what is the site? First one to answer gets an interview.