The Monster Multiverse

Are you tired of hearing the so-called, "facts" and "well thought out explanations" to your burning questions about the mamano of this world? Of course you are! True knowledge comes from experience and the gut. Ask me your most pressing matters and I shall sling at you loaves of truth! Did you know the effects of honey from a bee girl are COMPLETELY falsified? Why, I've been feeding the stuff to my servant Helmet for over a week and he's gained no "stamina" at all! He still tires out after lugging my belongings just as fast. The only thing is now he just sweats a lot around his female coworkers. Snake oil I say!