Habitat: Caves, etc. in the Zipangu region
Disposition: Laid-back
Diet: Omnivorous, mostly sake
A kind of ogre that lives only in an area called Zipangu. Because of their superhuman strength, which lets them wield a huge metal rod with utter ease, the people of the surrounding area fear them. However fearsome they may be, they are not brutes; red oni are laid-back and not prone to worrying about details.
Their favorite food is sake, and they spend most of their lives drunk. They are known for having parties that are open to all drink-loving monsters in Zipangu. Anyone who brings them sake will be given a friendly reception and is in no danger.
Occasionally a red oni will enter town in search of sake and human men. It's commonly believed that the man she kidnaps will be eaten, but in truth her interest in him is purely sexual. She will get her quarry drunk - by force if necessary - and have her way with him once he's too intoxicated to resist, but she won't kill him. However, if she takes a particular liking to a man, she'll keep him around for the aforementioned drinking parties. There he'll be passed around and will likely end up in the hands of a different red oni. Especially popular men may never be permitted to return home.
Yeah, I don't drink. Being with one at ANY point would cause a drink to be forced on me against my will, so me no likey Red Oni.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Tsar CUBE wrote:I drink.... and quite good at it, heck I'm drunk right now after coming home from watching movies with my mates we were watching "Hangover 2"
And I can safely say that what ever party she goes to is a place I want to visit sometime... I always wondered if i could out drink an Oni...
...Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Sorry Tsar, but...out drinking an Oni? Can't see it at all bro. At most, I could see ya managing to keep up with her until she busts out the really hard stuff...then again, I see you and her jumping each other by the time the hard stuff comes out.
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
Number one spot: Liandra Aria (Salamander)/Lady Ryong (Ryu)
Serena Drakemore(Elf)
Tiamat (Dragon)
Leona DeLocke (Dark Elf)
Victoria Degale(Alp)
Xentheria - Lilim
Elizabeth (Eliza) Fatima(Lizardman)
Witch
Nova (Ignis)
Akira (Werewolf)
Sarah Del Rizer (Vampire)
Ohohoh noooooo.....not only will she force a dude she likes to get drunk before goin' at'im, but she ALSO allows said dude to be tossed around like a common party favor at the get-togethers with other Onis? Nooooo deal.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
All I can say is good for THAT guy. Being with one with a description like THAT sounds like a one-way ticket to a gang-raep.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
*idly gazes over towards a few WTF-faced male statues in the corner*
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
I've never been one for parties mahself. Perhaps it's becuz'o the fact that the term "party" can never be without the term "drinking" nowadays. *frowns*
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Let's hope the Onis themselves never discover Ireland. They'll NEVER wanna leave.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Eh, they probly wouldn't like it since it'd probly be SO MUCH weaker than their trusty gourd'o Sake to them that they wouldn't even get buzz'd off it.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Ever been to a japanese-themed restaurant call'd Shogun? It's one'o those places where they got cooks that prepare yer food in front'o ya. They got Sake there to and they'll LITERALLY stand there an' squirt a stream of Sake into the mouth of any of-age person that asks for it. Still don't drink mahself, but it's funny to watch.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
I know, and they put on quite a show with the food an' utensils too, which I'm sure they'd enjoy even more so. In fact, said japanese dude might get jump'd just for bein' such a prime source'o entertainment!
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
