Red Oni

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:14 am

I imagine a Red Oni would do something like that. She looks like that type of girl.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:29 am

Just imagine how much worse it would be for a human to drink a bottle of alcohol that even made Red Onis go completely dunk in less than two seconds. O_O

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:34 am

I'm told Saki is very nice. The Oni seem to like it.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:42 am

Only tasted Red Wine ONCE when I was like, 17. Nastiest shit I ever tasted. Never drank anything further along the alcoholic line.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:41 pm

FlashGrenade0 wrote:Only tasted Red Wine ONCE when I was like, 17. Nastiest shit I ever tasted. Never drank anything further along the alcoholic line.

I like Red Wine. Especially Bulls Blood. Ouzo is best although Absinthe is really good too. What? There's not much else to do on my island.

*steals the Red Oni's saki*

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:21 am

Oh....now THERE'S an interesting thought. Wonder if it's possible for a Red Oni to be more enraged than a Red-Raep Mode Minotaurus if someone had the gall to actually steal her Sake gourd?

hothead1021 · Post by **hothead1021** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:43 pm

I'd think that something along the lines of the perpetrator flying through the sky would be the immediate effect.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:32 pm

Sounds to much'o a quick fix for a bruiser like the Red Oni. I'd imagine'er beating the dude who did to within an inch of his life on the spot.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:58 am

I imagine it would be very frustating if your job was brewing saki for a living. You'd have Red Oni and others stealing your stock all the time.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:00 am

Or if not that, prodding you every few seconds for a free sample or discount on it.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:58 pm

On the other hand you'd be quite safe from being attacked by human bandits with every Oni in the area being your best friend.

Shadow of Legend · Post by **Shadow of Legend** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:28 pm

GorgonMage wrote:On the other hand you'd be quite safe from being attacked by human bandits with every Oni in the area being your best friend.

A bandit tries to accost you while you're walking through the forest/woods/whatever. "Gimme yer gold!" he says, holding his dagger menacingly, his snaggle-toothed grin alone offending you, his horrid breath not needing to be mentioned.

"Honey!" you shout, grinning back at this cretin. He gives you a confused look, then starts panicking as he looks around, hearing lots of noise from all around both of you.

Suddenly, 20 Red Oni jump out, club in one hand, sake gourd in the other. One of them says, "Watcha need, hubby?" hiccuping after her question.

The bandit faints and is taken away. He will obviously be forced to take part in the Oni's drinking party tonight, and the first few Red Oni that showed up to help you look quite horny, wanting a "reward" for saving you. You'll sleep very well tonight.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:33 pm

That's something like how I imagine it. But don't forget the bathtubs of Saki as well.

Drazzimyr · Post by **Drazzimyr** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:53 pm

I wonder, how good are Red Oni's at martial arts, because I imagine that they'd be good at Zui Quan (Drunken Fist)

ShadowBladeX · Post by **ShadowBladeX** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:58 pm

The Sky Devourer wrote:I wonder, how good are Red Oni's at martial arts, because I imagine that they'd be good at Zui Quan (Drunken Fist)

Hmm. I personally think that a Red Oni wouldn't be that great when it comes to using the Drunken fist. She seems like the type who may be too much of a brute to really utilize the Drunken Fist.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:50 pm

I can see the Red Oni getting into Everclear. That stuff is 95% proof!

Whippe Lash · Post by **Whippe Lash** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:43 pm

And she would make you drink half of it.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:55 am

Whippe Lash wrote:And she would make you drink half of it.

Yikes! I'd end up getting into trouble if I did that. I don't want to become a Bicorn.

Be fun though. PARTY!

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