Blue Oni

hothead1021 · Post by **hothead1021** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:43 am

but what if we have people watching us closely? have someone/something cause a distraction?

Shadow of Legend · Post by **Shadow of Legend** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:49 am

hothead1021 wrote:but what if we have people watching us closely? have someone/something cause a distraction?

You might be able to do that, or you might be able to mix the potions into the drink. *Shrug*

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:43 pm

All you need is pratice. Or maybe a magical amulet to remove the effects of alcohol. Just don't let her find out.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:27 am

No, better idea. Give said magical amulet to your Blue Oni GF as a gift. She'll never get intoxicated and she can drink as much as she wants! Everyone wins!

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:57 am

FlashGrenade0 wrote:No, better idea. Give said magical amulet to your Blue Oni GF as a gift. She'll never get intoxicated and she can drink as much as she wants! Everyone wins!

GENUIS!

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:11 am

I know, right? Though I can definitely see nay-sayers that prefer the intoxicated raep-mode of'er, so maybe they should just keep said amulet to themselves.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:16 am

I like the idea of her becoming all snuggly and lovey when she drinks though.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:43 am

Well, the only reason the whole amulet derivation idea was suggested was because she's always remorseful of what she's done while she was drunk out her head and such an item would alleviate her insecurity.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:44 am

Well of course I would want her to be happy and content. Her happiness is very important to me.

FlashGrenade0 · Post by **FlashGrenade0** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:45 am

Smart people can also be crafty. So long as I know she won't try to find ways to get me to drink when I clearly never want to, I could be in a happy relationship with one.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:55 pm

I wonder if she would slip you a mikey? In anycase I wouldn't accept a fruit juice from her. She's sneaky.

ShadowBladeX · Post by **ShadowBladeX** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:59 pm

GorgonMage wrote:I wonder if she would slip you a mikey? In anycase I wouldn't accept a fruit juice from her. She's sneaky.

Considering her intelligence when compared to her Red Oni sisters, I say that would be good personal advice for you to follow. Crafty devil...must be why I like her more than the Red Oni. Yeah, she's a drunk, but at least I can hold a conversation with her while she's sober.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:50 am

^_^ I just like her blue skin. And NO I am NOT into smurfs.

hothead1021 · Post by **hothead1021** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:26 pm

saw the movie "Avatar" didn't like it

, watched an episode of smurfs, didn't like it

. Saw the profile of the Blue Oni, Loved it.

ShadowBladeX · Post by **ShadowBladeX** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:44 pm

hothead1021 wrote:saw the movie "Avatar" didn't like it , watched an episode of smurfs, didn't like it . Saw the profile of the Blue Oni, Loved it.

I see the difference between the three and why you liked the Blue Oni. It's because...The Blue oni is a hot, blue skinned chick who is more than willing to sex you up, despite how embarrassing it may be while with the other women...it's weird and complicated.

hothead1021 · Post by **hothead1021** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:13 am

ShadowBladeX wrote:
hothead1021 wrote:saw the movie "Avatar" didn't like it , watched an episode of smurfs, didn't like it . Saw the profile of the Blue Oni, Loved it.
I see the difference between the three and why you liked the Blue Oni. It's because...The Blue oni is a hot, blue skinned chick who is more than willing to sex you up, despite how embarrassing it may be while with the other women...it's weird and complicated.

Ahh Shadow, You know me so well.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:24 pm

I bet the Blue Oni would like Everclear. 95% proof. WHEEE!

Whippe Lash · Post by **Whippe Lash** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:40 pm

She looks like the one you would find working at a Law office or as a secretary, all work like until a few drops of booze.

Darknanooki · Post by **Darknanooki** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:18 am

Zipangu... Glasses... Love sake... I want one!

Her sense of shame makes her pretty cute too.

GorgonMage · Post by **GorgonMage** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:20 am

I bet I could get her to drink Everclear.

95% proof.

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