The Monster Multiverse

I've seen squid ink used some in Iron Chef before...

I saw Squid ink noodle in China before, these just small fries... lol

Kaijin wrote: Four tentacled creatures in the whole setting (two regarded as highly intelligent) and non of them is able to use their most valuable asset (aka tentacles) in some other way than the old fashioned "Gotcha"? There is not even one that has come to the conclusion that using their assets to stimulate the prostate of their partners can get more amount of spirit energy and faster from them? (To which Lovecraftian deity I have to pray in order to see a KK's tentacle girl shoving one tentacle up to a man's arsehole?)

Well, seeing as how the MGE universe is stuck in the medieval stasis so common to fantasy worlds, I highly doubt that either humans or monsters have enough medical knowledge to realize that the prostate exists or understand its function.

I'm pretty sure that they knew something" inside men 's asshole was pretty pleasurable when pressed.
It was even a crime in some christianism countries to use it... But I guess they wasn't aware of its name.

And hell yeah, I remember the scylla queen in MGQ using one of her tentacles to do a prostate massage to Luka.
That was hot

Theorem wrote:I'm pretty sure that they knew something" inside men 's asshole was pretty pleasurable when pressed.
It was even a crime in some christianism countries to use it... But I guess they wasn't aware of its name.

And hell yeah, I remember the scylla queen in MGQ using one of her tentacles to do a prostate massage to Luka.
That was hot

Not during medieval time and Renaissance time I believe.

Such a beautiful squid~! And yet, this raises the question, how does the man survive the depths of the sea with the Kraken? Are they immediately married by a Bishop or is the kraken able to use magic. I DON'T KNOW!!! That's some high pressure depths!

MonsterGirlLuver wrote:Such a beautiful squid~! And yet, this raises the question, how does the man survive the depths of the sea with the Kraken? Are they immediately married by a Bishop or is the kraken able to use magic. I DON'T KNOW!!! That's some high pressure depths!

Seeing as how other sea MGs scramble on the scene whenever a kraken sinks a ship, there's a good chance a convenient sea bishop may be present. Or several.

Come to think of it, I bet the kraken must be the Sea MGs' equivalent of Santa Claus, given how she brings so much men in.

Jstuckey2012 wrote:Come to think of it, I bet the kraken must be the Sea MGs' equivalent of Santa Claus, given how she brings so much men in.

Believe it or not, that's based on something from the Mythologic Kraken.

It was said that many large quantities of fish gathered where the Kraken was resting, so fishermen often took the risk of going near it to make a big catch, which according to the legend they would be ``More fishes than what their boats and nets could handle.´´, and there was also a saying amongst Norwegian fishermen that when they saw another fisherman returning with an unusualy good catch, they would tell him ``You must have fished on Kraken´´ as a sort of compliment.

Hence, if we translate it to MGE-eque, you could say that the ``fishermen´´(Other MGs) go fish at the Kraken to get a good ``catch´´(men). Truly, it seems like KK did his homework on mythology reseach before making this MG.

Funny that folks were talking about squid ink's culinary applications not too long ago; I was just pondering a rather . . . delicious trick that I hope you'll enjoy.

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A young man at the local pub has, for the longest while, worked in back as a chef. He's doing fine for himself, he's got a well-stocked kitchen, the job pays well, and he's even seeing a local girl on the side. One day, a lady paladin comes in -- fair skin, golden hair, blue eyes, shining armor, stick up he-- ahem, I mean 'faithful to the chief god that she worships' -- and asks for the chef's best. Seeing a golden opportunity to try out a little rumor and have a little fun at the paladin's expense, he fixes her up a dish he'd heard was used often towards the southern side of the continent: a house-made black pasta dish, with bacon and a few other fixings mixed in to turn it into something special.

Much to our young chef's surprise, the paladin loves it, and to his mild mortification says she'll be coming back for it again sometime.

After making sure through his girlfriend that he can get more ink for the next time, it soon comes to pass that, a month later, the same paladin comes into the pub to order the pasta again. So he makes it for her, she dines, she leaves, and as before says she loved it and that she'll be back -- this time, however, she's back within half a month. So it repeats anew, and she comes again a couple weeks later this time, then just a week, and so forth, as though she's become hooked on the dish.

About the fourth time she came back since her initial return, the manager decided it was high time for the chef and paladin to meet, has the chef take the dish to the table to accept her gratitude in person -- and, to his credit, the poor chef does a bit of a double-take.

From the roots, her blonde hair has begun to turn a pale purple. Her skin has paled considerably and remarkably. Where once she'd strutted in with majestic armor and a holy air to her, the paladin now sits at her table in an almost seductive manner, clothes looking more suited to a night on the town than a crusade against evil. What little he can see under her long skirt shows him that her legs have started to go from human to something a little more . . . aquatic in nature, her feet almost looking like they're widening and turning a tell-tale bright indigo, a change he can notice thanks to her switch from armored boots to sandals.

The paladin looks at him with eyes whose pure blues, now alluring indigo, are starting to lose out to a creeping purple . . . flashes him a radiant smile . . . and says to the chef: "Mind if I ask the recipe? I know a few girls down at the barracks who need to loosen up a little, you see . . . "

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Hmmmm.....
Lets get "kraken" On the fanart shall we?

Dang it, Grimmwolf! I was about to use that joke, but you beat me too it!

Anyways, does anyone else get reminded of Gooper Blooper from Paper Mario: Sticker Star?



Or the second legit boss in Super Mario Sunshine? ("legit," as in that is not a giant piranha plant made out of paint)



Or at least the blooper as an enemy in the mario series in general?


... Honestly, I can't be the only one to make that connection, can I?

Lol I was surprised no one made that joke already xD
I saw my opportunity and I seized it |3
Damn deadly blooper....

guys guys there no need to claim her you all forgetting one thing about the kraken

so plenty to go around

BlueSalamander wrote:guys guys there no need to claim her you all forgetting one thing about the kraken

so plenty to go around

Yup, I was just sure to claim the first seen lol.

Tentacles in the sea... Ohhh its a dream come true.

Someone made a 3D model of her already.
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/4458

I saw a Merrow too, same artist I think.

I like her. She reminds me of the Squidgirl anime.

Such a passionate artist to make a wonderful piece of 3d.

Oh gosh
She sounds and looks adorable~
Tentacles are so wonderful

That they can, so many limbs to be hugged, snuggled and massaged by.