Holstaurus

Rezeed · Post by **Rezeed** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:51 am

Found some really odd fan art that crosses a character from Sword Girls(Luthica Preventer) with this race.

musical74 · Post by **musical74** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:58 pm

*goes on another date with the Holstaurus* since no one's commented in a year, we'll have a looooooooong date!

I do wonder how the holsty views things like the Sabbath. Does she care about them or not?

Hood · Post by **Hood** » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:06 am

musical74 wrote:*goes on another date with the Holstaurus* since no one's commented in a year, we'll have a looooooooong date!

Suddenly, a Troll appears.
"Hey Girl, Got MIlk?"

Kaijin · Post by **Kaijin** » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:49 pm

I found out That Kaijin found and uploaded in the gallery some really odd fan art that crosses a character from Sword Girls(Luthica Preventer) with this race more than a year ago.

Here, fixed for you <3

Rezeed · Post by **Rezeed** » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:22 pm

I actually found that particular image on SafeBooru over a year ago. No one may believe this, but I NEVER VISIT the Gallery Section for reasons that would only come if anyone knows me well enough so I would have no clue what lies there nor do I care what lies there.

On a different note, has anyone ever got lost in a holstaurus' eyes. For some reason, I think it's really easy to get lost in them. Not her cleavage or any of her curves, just her eyes.

Kaijin · Post by **Kaijin** » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:00 pm

I actually found that particular image on SafeBooru over a year ago. No one may believe this, but I NEVER VISIT the Gallery Section for reasons that would only come if anyone knows me well enough so I would have no clue what lies there nor do I care what lies there.

Well... That explains a lot of things and solves a doubt that came to my mind quite a while ago...
And I do believe you... in the never stepping the gallery part at the very least...

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:59 am

Oh, how I love Holsties! Kind, gentle, loving, busty, and brimming with delicious, nutritious, spirit-fortifying milk. She's the ultimate waifu-chan!

I can imagine her husband resting his head upon the pillowy heaven of her breasts, asleep after a long night of love making. Gazing at him adoringly, she gently strokes his hair, hoping he can feel her love with every beat of her heart.

lv27_robothero · Post by **lv27_robothero** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:03 am

Cow Girls are my weakness! They can almost force me to do anything once I can cuddle with them after a hard days work.

Bozo · Post by **Bozo** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:09 am

I'd make myself be lactose intolerant.

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:18 am

lv27_robothero wrote:Cow Girls are my weakness! They can almost force me to do anything once I can cuddle with them after a hard days work.

Oh, I know! If I was a man, I'd be all over her!

Bozo wrote:I'd make myself be lactose intolerant.

No such thing when it comes to Holstaur milk!

By the way, has anyone translated the "Holstaurus Milk" chapter in the second MGE setting book? I've been dying to read it!

Chanterla · Post by **Chanterla** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:20 am

not yet....we have arachne silk, alraune honey, but holsty milk isn't translated yet

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:27 am

Chanterla wrote:not yet....we have arachne silk, alraune honey, but holsty milk isn't translated yet

Oh! I didn't realize the first two were translated! Thanks for letting me know!

*Slithers off to read them*

Phantom77 · Post by **Phantom77** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:31 am

Bozo wrote:I'd make myself be lactose intolerant.

That's not gonna help when she suddenly releases months of pent up sexual aggression. And when that happens she's about as strong as her cousin (who wields a giant axe as if it were made of paper BTW) if not stronger.

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:49 am

Phantom77 wrote:That's not gonna help when she suddenly releases months of pent up sexual aggression. And when that happens she's about as strong as her cousin (who wields a giant axe as if it were made of paper BTW) if not stronger.

Ah, yes! That's another thing!

I say that a man who can resist a Holstaur's charms and requests for sex to the point of awakening her inner Minotaur deserves to get jumped by her. Give her plenty of love, and you'll live well.

Remember, men: "If she isn't happy, you won't be happy."

Or, "If she isn't happy, be sure to have plenty of ointment and icepacks on hand."

musical74 · Post by **musical74** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:23 am

Well, I'd be sure to be aware when the holsty needed a release! There's a strip of the holsty repeatedly being denied, and at the end she's all *I asked and asked and you kept saying no. Well, tough luck sucker, because *No* is NOT at option today!!!* She's actually pretty scary if you repeatedly tell her no until she NEEDS the release. So I'll make sure that's never an issue and keep the holsty happy!

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:11 pm

musical74 wrote:Well, I'd be sure to be aware when the holsty needed a release! There's a strip of the holsty repeatedly being denied, and at the end she's all *I asked and asked and you kept saying no. Well, tough luck sucker, because *No* is NOT at option today!!!* She's actually pretty scary if you repeatedly tell her no until she NEEDS the release. So I'll make sure that's never an issue and keep the holsty happy!

I've seen that one! And yes, even the sweetest Holsty can be terrifying if scorned.

*The Following is a Public Service Announcement*

Remember, Men, unless you want a broken pelvis, keep your Holsty wives happy.

SIERRA-116 · Post by **SIERRA-116** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:27 pm

You know, some men might repeatedly ignore their wife so they do get jumped by them

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:53 pm

SIERRA-116 wrote:You know, some men might repeatedly ignore their wife so they do get jumped by them

Awww, but that's just sadistic!

Or masochistic, depending on how you look at it.

Just imagine how sad the poor Holsty wife would be if her husband continually refuses to have sex with her. She might start to doubt if he loves her, or her own attractiveness. It'd be cruel to put her through that just so she'd jump him out of desperation.

If you want her to be more forceful, how about wearing red boxers? That should do the trick.

Creator_Drake · Post by **Creator_Drake** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:55 pm

Or red anything. Just walk in the door with a red shirt and she'll pounce on you before you can say "Honey? I'm home!"

Birdy · Post by **Birdy** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:02 pm

Creator_Drake wrote:Or red anything. Just walk in the door with a red shirt and she'll pounce on you before you can say "Honey? I'm home!"

Exactly! You could even make it semi-romantic by giving her a bouquet of red roses.

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