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Grizzly
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Grizzly
I'd actually prefer to steer clear'o this one if I can help it. Bein' force-fed Alraune nectar does not sound enticing, and neither does her ferocious mood switch when she doesn't have nectar to guzzle down.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Pierce
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Re: Grizzly
If anything, her "play dead" attitude is more akin to that of a black bear than a grizzly from what I saw in a bear documentary... KC should reflect that part over...
Black bears: Run from them, playing dead will get you mauled.
Grizzly: Play dead, running will get you mauled.
Black bears: Run from them, playing dead will get you mauled.
Grizzly: Play dead, running will get you mauled.
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Whippe Lash
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Re: Grizzly
I think it's better to run...since they will just pick you up and bring you to their cave.
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ShadowBladeX
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Re: Grizzly
Running from a Grizzly? Well...That could work as long as one can outrun said Grizzly and doesn't get caught in something else along the way.Whippe Lash wrote:I think it's better to run...since they will just pick you up and bring you to their cave.
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
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Whippe Lash
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Re: Grizzly
Park Ranger: If you get attacked by a Grizzly, just run down a hill since they can't run down a hill that well.
Me: But I can't run down a hill that well myself.
Park Ranger: Ok...Well, if you can't do that then run in a zigzag pattern since it will confuse them enough to get away.
Me: But won't that just piss them off when they finally get to you?
Park Ranger: Um.....shit....what do you plan on doing?
Me: Out run my friend.
You would still fail you know? They are smarter then a normal bear. Because after running down hills, in zigzag patterns, and all the other stuff she will be pissed.
Grizzly: Okay, I was going to just lay with you and let you go, but now that I'm pissed off at you, your never leaving the cave. EVER!
Me: But I can't run down a hill that well myself.
Park Ranger: Ok...Well, if you can't do that then run in a zigzag pattern since it will confuse them enough to get away.
Me: But won't that just piss them off when they finally get to you?
Park Ranger: Um.....shit....what do you plan on doing?
Me: Out run my friend.
You would still fail you know? They are smarter then a normal bear. Because after running down hills, in zigzag patterns, and all the other stuff she will be pissed.
Grizzly: Okay, I was going to just lay with you and let you go, but now that I'm pissed off at you, your never leaving the cave. EVER!
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GorgonMage
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Re: Grizzly
I'd be worried about meeting her in the woods all covered in honey.
Mind you that's true of meeting any naked lady covered in honey out in the woods.
Mind you that's true of meeting any naked lady covered in honey out in the woods.
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Whippe Lash
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Re: Grizzly
One: Why are you in the woods?
Two: Why are you nude?
Three: How did you get covered in honey?
Two: Why are you nude?
Three: How did you get covered in honey?
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GorgonMage
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Re: Grizzly
Whippe Lash wrote:One: Why are you in the woods?
Two: Why are you nude?
Three: How did you get covered in honey?
One-I was checking my still and my "vegetable" patch
Two-I went for a swim and misplaced my clothes
Three-Long story.
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Whippe Lash
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Re: Grizzly
My followers found you didn't they? I'm going to have to talk to them again...
I wonder how many times she's knocked her husband out with a bear arm hug without meaning it.
I wonder how many times she's knocked her husband out with a bear arm hug without meaning it.
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GorgonMage
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Re: Grizzly
You have to watch out for the Grizzly. She can be very dangerous.
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Whippe Lash
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Re: Grizzly
Depends...if your dumb enough to think the whole play dead thing works for them...they were the ones that wrote that!
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GorgonMage
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Re: Grizzly
When you walk in front of a Grizzy, you have a bear behind.
*shot*
*shot*
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Whippe Lash
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GorgonMage
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Whippe Lash
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