Habitat: Plains, forests
Disposition: Violent, lustful
Diet: Carnivorous, eats any kind of animal
They are beastman type monsters with the upper body of a human, and lower body of a horse who are usually found in plains. The majority of them are excellent warriors, who are always seen roaming around the plains with their strong legs, hunting down prey with their bows and swords.
They take pride in themselves as warriors, and are calm, rational thinkers. Many great centaur sages and warriors have lived in the history of their species, and in order to uphold the good name of their kind, they would never do anything selfish, and hold their race high above everything else.
However, due to their inherently violent nature, they might lose their cool on impulse. When a centaur is in such a state, a mere touch from a human might be interpreted as a sign of assault by her. Centaurs are also weak drinkers, and when drunk are extremely dangerous as they revert back to their instinctual desire to mate.
Even more bad news for men who were forced to mate with a drunk centaur: They have a high sense of virtue when sober, and will chase such a man down out of anger and force him to take responsibility for what happened.
Hmm. Bad temper, awesome warriors...You know, that just makes me have a soft spot for the Centaur. Yeah, I know she has a hair trigger temper at times, yet I still find her attractive both personality wise and looks wise.
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
Number one spot: Liandra Aria (Salamander)/Lady Ryong (Ryu)
Serena Drakemore(Elf)
Tiamat (Dragon)
Leona DeLocke (Dark Elf)
Victoria Degale(Alp)
Xentheria - Lilim
Elizabeth (Eliza) Fatima(Lizardman)
Witch
Nova (Ignis)
Akira (Werewolf)
Sarah Del Rizer (Vampire)
Well, like EVERY OTHER high-octane MG around here, I'd either bad-mouth the hell outta her for'er attitude, or just ignore her baltherings an' be on my merry way, facepalms abound.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
I kinda like centaurs, but if I see one anywhere near alcohol...I swear I'm going to climb on a tree and wait until I'm sure she's sober...Last thing I want is trouble with something that I can't outrun. =/
Oersted wrote:I kinda like centaurs, but if I see one anywhere near alcohol...I swear I'm going to climb on a tree and wait until I'm sure she's sober...Last thing I want is trouble with something that I can't outrun. =/
Howzat? She's only good with bows, not hatchets. Anyways, I'd probly steer clear of givin'er any alcoholic beverage as well. Despite the completely lust-fill'd turn that comes about from it, she'll yell'er head off even louder when she gets sober and sees what she's been participating in for the last 20 minutes.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
FlashGrenade0 wrote:Howzat? She's only good with bows, not hatchets. Anyways, I'd probly steer clear of givin'er any alcoholic beverage as well. Despite the completely lust-fill'd turn that comes about from it, she'll yell'er head off even louder when she gets sober and sees what she's been participating in for the last 20 minutes.
Yeah. As much as I love the Centaur, there's no way in hell I would be around one when there's alcohol near nor would I want to be around her while she's drunk and don't even get me started on the aftermath. Only way I would willingly be around her is if she and I were together, cause lets face it, she can't yell her head off at me if she and I are together in the first place.
...Teasing a Centaur. I would so do it just to see her reactions...And yes, I am crazy.
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
Number one spot: Liandra Aria (Salamander)/Lady Ryong (Ryu)
Serena Drakemore(Elf)
Tiamat (Dragon)
Leona DeLocke (Dark Elf)
Victoria Degale(Alp)
Xentheria - Lilim
Elizabeth (Eliza) Fatima(Lizardman)
Witch
Nova (Ignis)
Akira (Werewolf)
Sarah Del Rizer (Vampire)
I just plain don't fawn over Tsundere types. EVERY time I see one yelling the universal adjective and noun known as "Idiot!" I cannot restrain the urge to think, "Alright, fine!! If I'm such a goddamn IDIOT to you, then why the fuck are you even around me to begin with?! HUH?!!"
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
FlashGrenade0 wrote:I just plain don't fawn over Tsundere types. EVERY time I see one yelling the universal adjective and noun known as "Idiot!" I cannot restrain the urge to think, "Alright, fine!! If I'm such a goddamn IDIOT to you, then why the fuck are you even around me to begin with?! HUH?!!"
My my. You certainly have a chip on your shoulder. Calm down little fellow. Although you're cute when you get angry.
The Centuar is loads of fun when she gets drunk. But she can be hard to deal with when she is sober. Which is a shame because she's very intelligent.
Kinda reminds me of the time where a Centaur got drunk at this street Party me and Mara hosted, she was going into a frenzy until me and Mara kept splashing cold water at her face to calm her down and put a sleep spell on her, needless to say she destroyed 3 tables and about 4 stands of food and entertainment. after that we didn't make her leave, but we did have people keep a close eye on her for the rest of the party.
So just how rowdy would a drunk Centaur be anyway? Would they be able to give a drunk Ogre a run for her money in terms of being rowdy and out of control or not?
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
Number one spot: Liandra Aria (Salamander)/Lady Ryong (Ryu)
Serena Drakemore(Elf)
Tiamat (Dragon)
Leona DeLocke (Dark Elf)
Victoria Degale(Alp)
Xentheria - Lilim
Elizabeth (Eliza) Fatima(Lizardman)
Witch
Nova (Ignis)
Akira (Werewolf)
Sarah Del Rizer (Vampire)
hothead1021 wrote:Let me put it this way, by the time me and Mara were done with her, a total of 5 ambulances came to get the unconscious bodies
Heh. Remind me to avoid a drunk Centaur cause I have a feeling that things wouldn't end well for me or the Centaur in question.
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
Number one spot: Liandra Aria (Salamander)/Lady Ryong (Ryu)
Serena Drakemore(Elf)
Tiamat (Dragon)
Leona DeLocke (Dark Elf)
Victoria Degale(Alp)
Xentheria - Lilim
Elizabeth (Eliza) Fatima(Lizardman)
Witch
Nova (Ignis)
Akira (Werewolf)
Sarah Del Rizer (Vampire)
well just dont try to ride her even when your drunk. Poor bastard of a neighbor was in a drunken frenzy thinking that he was in a rodeo and that the Centuar was a bull. long story short, he wasn't able to use his arms or legs for anything useful anytime soon. although if a centaur is willing to let you ride her, you best damn keep it to yourself.
hothead1021 wrote:well just dont try to ride her even when your drunk. Poor bastard of a neighbor was in a drunken frenzy thinking that he was in a rodeo and that the Centuar was a bull. long story short, he wasn't able to use his arms or legs for anything useful anytime soon. although if a centaur is willing to let you ride her, you best damn keep it to yourself.
Yes in my experiance Centaurs like to keep that kind of thing to themselves. If they're anything like mares in season, any weight on their backs turns them on.
